Sunday, December 9, 2012
syukur
Thursday, May 12, 2011
DNA
syarikat apa lagi yang ada dna ****
berapa banyak dah kita makan ****
betul ke pcr kat jabatan kimia tu ok
kenapa baru satu je syarikat yang diberitahu ada ****
ish ish....
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
terkenang semasa dolu dolu...( 2004-2008)
bila sesama angin di tempat yang sama..
bila sesama moody...
bila sesama rasa nak tampor jer org tu.. huhuhuuhu..
bila sesama stress...
bila sesama celebrate bday...
bila sesama ngumpat... kekadang jer...
bila sesama ngular... jarang2...
bila sesama nengok ayam kena sembelih..
bila sesama pegi melaka..
bila sesama ke alamanda...
bila sesama nyumpah sakan..
bila sesama sedih dengan pemergian allahyarham...
bila sesama suka nak pindah cyber...
bila sesama nyakat sana sini..
bila sesama cari asam kat d8...
bila sesama share meja aku....
bila sesama main game...
bila sesama kena marah..
bila sesama pegi semayang jumaat..
bila sesama gi makan kat bawah..
bila sesama wat lab..
bila sesama tambah penjawatan..
bila sesama out station..
bila sesama boikot.. huhu..
bila sesama bayar diut kelab..
bila sesama selamanya... letih nak nulih...
kenangan yang susah nak lupa bila kita sesama buat...
Sunday, February 22, 2009
How to Make Women Happy
It is not difficult to make a woman happy...
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little for himself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
54. give the authority but never expect her to be responsible
55. give her the last word no matter what the cost to your life and limb
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and arrangements she makes.
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Fix him something to eat.
setuju ker???
sendiri pilih, dipilihkan... hehe
Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.
Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The main object is fixed and various functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.
Love Marriage: It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.
Arranged Marriage: Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible.
Love Marriage: Family system hangs because hardware called parents are not responding.
Arranged Marriage: Compatible with hardware Parents.
Love Marriage: You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.
Arranged Marriage: You are a team member under project leader parents so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.
Love Marriage: Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.
Arranged Marriage: All these features are covered in the SRS as required features.
Love Marriage: Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy.
Arranged Marriage: Product is sold on an as is where is basis, Product once sold will not be taken back!
huhu...
Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool
1. You can stare at any Girl.......
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2. You don't have to spend money on her.
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3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
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4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
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5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
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6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
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7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
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8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
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9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
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10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
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11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
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12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
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13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
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14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
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15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
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16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
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17. No nonstop nonsense.
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18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
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19. No tension.
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20. You can be "urself"
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21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....
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Tuesday, December 23, 2008
JAUH DI MATA.... DEKAT DI HATI
start 2 jan 2009, aku akan berpindah ke JKN Perak, di Ipoh. Risau jugak ke sana sebab dah lama tinggalkan keje masa kat state dulu.
sedih rasanya nak tinggalkan putrajaya... dah dekat 4 tahun aku kat sini. kekawan pun ramai, terutamanya geng 28 hubhalal jakim. rindu sangat kat korang.
walaupun aku berpindah dari Jakim ke HDC pas tu ke KKM, hati ni mmg still teringat zaman suka duka kita kat Hub Halal JAKIM dulu. yang duka tu selalunya masa ada Ramlah je....
doakan aku berbahagia kat perak nanti. ct akan menyusul kemudian.
apa2 pun, harap kita masih contact sesama kita, jangan putus hubungan silaturahim kita ni..
din, min, eilda, k.biq, ellen, safurat, zila, nana, jo, naim, nasir, shariman, sakinah, ida. dida, asah, nurul, khairun, afaf, ecot, irfah, anuar, norling, asram, masliza, nazihah, k.norzan, us siraj, najibah, fadilah, rosnita,zabidi, allahyarham, us. md nor, allahyarham us azizian, us mek som heheheh..., us lok, ana, che wan, ct khairani, amri, us. hamid.... dll (maaf kalau tak tertulis nama)..... ku pohon maaf, halalkan makan n minum..... jasa korang memang tak berbalas...
untuk geng2 BKKM,
pn. sham, khaidir, pn. NO, linza, hidayah J, hidayah O, ismawan, k. peah, boss sanimah, hidayati, ain, syukor, kamal, shan, shariza, dr. man. che saipol, hanifar, jeff, maria, emmy, mas emmylia dll..... sori banyak2....
semoga kita bertemu lagi nanti....
semoga.... kita jauh di mata dekat di hati....
sekali lagi..
pohon maaf, semoga kita semua berjaya di tahun baru nanti.
regards,
sazly azizuddin
ct fatimah
aniq azizuddin
afiq azizuddin
Monday, November 10, 2008
kena marah
hai... dunia... dunia... bila ngaji pun dah tak boleh... nak jadi apa??
biar org yang tau hukum hakam dan sains je dok kat hub halal... ni bukan nya hub haram...
wahai ustad-ustad... bersolat hajat... mohon petunjuk agar halal tetap halal, tidak menghalalkan yang haram.... dijauhi unsur-unsur syubhah dalam hub halal...
amin